Short Funny Quotes

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This compilation of Short Funny Quotes will surely crack your nuts! Hilarious funny quotes by famous authors, celebrities, comedians and public figures.

Sometimes, no matter the circumstances, humor can help with healing or understanding—and sometimes you just have to laugh.

Share these short funny quotes with your friends and family to make them laugh!

Short Funny Quotes:

funny quotes - short funny quotes - Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter

Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode

I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else

Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm quiet, sometimes I'm shy, but I'm constantly changing

Sometimes I’m really funny, sometimes I’m quiet, sometimes I’m shy, but I’m constantly changing.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening

One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - It's a perfect day to get a little crazy

It’s a perfect day to get a little crazy.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - It's the best kind of exercise

It’s the best kind of exercise.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs.

funny quotes - short funny quotes - Life is short, smile while you still have teeth

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.

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